"No wonder Brad dumped you.  You look like a sewer rat.".

Derailed

directed by Mikael Håfström (Drowning Ghost)
screenplay by Stuart Beattie (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)
based on the novel by James Siegel

produced by Lorenzo di Bonaventura (Constantine)

starring Clive Owen (King Arthur), Jennifer Aniston (Leprechaun), Vincent Cassel (Ocean's Twelve), Melissa George (Sugar & Spice), RZA (Coffee & Cigarettes), Xzibit (xXx: State of the Union), Giancarlo Esposito (Blue in the Face)

lowdown:  An affair between two married people gets ugly when they're blackmailed.

low expectation: 
      
con:  Sounds a bit like the Adrian Lyne version of Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
con:  If Clive Owen needed an affair, he could do much better than Jennifer Aniston.

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Expectation Key


there's no possible way I will ever see this

I might eventually see this but I'm not really expecting much

anticipating the release of this one but I'm sure to be left unsatisfied

such high expectation of this film only leaves room for disappointment