If Ridley Scott had a sense of humor, there'd be an orc hiding in there somewhere. 
Or Waldo.

Kingdom of Heaven

directed by Ridley Scott (White Squall)
written by William Monahan

produced by Ridley Scott (G.I. Jane)

starring Orlando Bloom (The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King), Liam Neeson (Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace), David Thewlis (The Island of Dr. Moreau), Eva Green (The Dreamers), Brendan Gleeson (The Village), Jeremy Irons (The Time Machine), Edward Norton (25th Hour)

lowdown:  Epic sword show #97,937,249,920. 

low expectation: 

con:  epic sword shows are so passe
pro:  i've actually never disliked a movie that references the holy grail

follow-up:
      

website:
KingdomofHeavenmovie.com

synopsis/press release:
     Set in 12th century Europe and the exotic East, THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN is an epic romantic action film about a young peasant (Orlando Bloom) who becomes a renowned knight, saves a kingdom, and falls in a love with a princess. From Ridley Scott, the master of the modern epic. -- © 20th Century Fox

Expectation Key


there's no possible way I will ever see this

I might eventually see this but I'm not really expecting much

anticipating the release of this one but I'm sure to be left unsatisfied

such high expectation of this film only leaves room for disappointment