
"What
do you get when you cross Aladdin with Bicentennial Man?"
Robots

directed by Chris Wedge (Ice Age)
and Carlos Saldanha (Ice Age)
story by Jim McClain (S.W.A.T.) & Ron
Mita (S.W.A.T.)
screenplay by Babaloo Mandel (Father's Day)
& Lowell Ganz (Father's Day)
starring the voices of Robin Williams (Aladdin),
Ewan McGregor, Halle Berry, Greg
Kinnear, Mel Brooks (Look Who's Talking
Now), Drew Carey, Amanda Bynes (Charlotte's
Web 2: Wilbur's Great Adventure), Jim Broadbent (The
King's Beard), Jennifer Coolidge, Carson
Daly, Paul Giamatti, Dan Hedaya,
Jamie Kennedy (Dr. Doolittle 2)
lowdown:
Humans have enough of Robin Williams, commit mass suicide, leave planet
to robots.
low expectation:

Fox
and Blue Sky think they're Hanna-Barbera by first making a prehistoric
world and now making a futuristic one. Speaking of which, when is
the inevitable live-action Jetsons movie?
Robots will inherit the earth, there is no doubting that fact. The
way this is displayed in Robots, though, is so impractical.
Without humans around, robots really have no need for humanoid characteristics.
Having nuts and bolts for noses is not a productive feature for a machine,
whether it is conscious or not.
There doesn't seem to be any logical
reason to have the story take place in a robot civilization except that
it provides an imaginative world that kids haven't really seen.
So why not just create a new creature, ala Snorks or something?
Well then the artists wouldn't have such fun making characters out of
familiar objects. So my next wonder is, why CGI? Why not make
a stop-motion feature? Because CGI is the only thing that sells
these days. Hopefully the Wallace and Gromit movie will prove everyone
wrong there.
con: Robin
Williams schtick
con: continues the tradition of modern animation
toward verbal material overpowering the visual
con: The puns and gags appear worse than Shark's
Tale because they are even more forced and senseless
follow-up:
So boring that I chose to do work while
waiting for it to end. The jokes were too corny, the visuals too
busy and the story too familiar. Blue Sky definitely needs to either
hire great writers like Pixar does or tap into some more relevant humor
the way Dreamworks does.
website:
Robotsmovie.com
synopsis/press release:
Academy Award® winning
director Chris Wedge ("Bunny," "Ice Age") brings his
innovative filmmaking magic to ROBOTS, taking the animated feature film
genre to a new, exciting level. For the first time ever, an animated feature
presents a unique, totally imagined world – a wondrously clanky
universe populated solely by mechanical beings. And never has a cast of
this caliber -- encompassing no less than five Oscar® winners, as
well as Emmy® and Tony® honorees -- been brought together for
an animated feature. In the film you'll meet memorable 'bots Rodney Copperbottom
(Ewan McGregor), a young genius inventor who dreams of making the world
a better place; Cappy (Halle Berry), a beautiful executive 'bot with whom
Rodney is instantly smitten; the nefarious corporate tyrant Ratchet (Greg
Kinnear) who locks horns with Rodney; Bigweld (Mel Brooks), a master inventor
who has lost his way; and a group of misfit 'bots known as the Rusties,
led by Fender (Robin Williams) and Piper Pinwheeler (Amanda Bynes). --
© 20th Century Fox
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Expectation
Key

there's no possible way I will ever see this

I might eventually see this but I'm not really expecting much

anticipating the release of this one but I'm sure to be left unsatisfied

such high expectation of this film only leaves
room for disappointment
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